What to do when your nine-month-old makes the likes of a snow angel every time you change her diaper?

  1. Pin down her little legs gently with your heavy milk jugs aka chest.
  2. Sing itsy bitsy spider calmly while gazing into her eyes and simultaneously pulling on the diaper tabs.
  3. Block those windmill arms with your one free hand while you replace dirty with clean.
  4. Repeat itsy bitsy spider.
  5. Answer toddler’s questions about what you’re doing in between singing bursts.
  6. Diaper on. Pants up. Done.
  7. Repeat in one hour.

Written by Ninja MaMa

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