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A Toy to Zap my Joy

On the surface, it was a nice gesture…a stranger gifting the toy to my young son. I’ll admit- I got a bit nostalgic. When I saw her bring it out of the back bedroom, I was immediately transported back to 1983. I was a preschooler who loved spending time at my grandparents’ house. There, I… Read more »

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I heard it through the grapevine..

That glorious moment when you pick up what look to be raisins from the floor…because little ninja JUST asked you for a handful. But in fact, you quickly discover those aren’t raisins, kids. They are tiny pieces of POO….That. Just. Happened. ? ‪#‎isitbedtimeyet‬ ‪#‎wineme‬ ‪#‎ninjamamadiaries‬ ‪#‎ninjasplease‬ ‪#‎momlife‬‪#‎imomsohard‬

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Hair Gel and High Heels

For what feels like the 99th time this week, I’ve caught her raiding the hair gel pot. And today. Well, the results were simply too magnificent not to share. Her masterpiece is like a cross between ‘Something About Mary’ and ‘Ace Ventura’.

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I’m Not That Pinterest-ing…

I have never cared much about the Halloween craziness. Then, ninja boy started preschool. Now, there are parties and gift bags and costumes. Blech. I must admit, I’m not very ‘Pinterest-ing’. Oh yes, I have thousands of pins on multiple boards, but no real plan for making any of them a reality. I just like… Read more »

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OCD, yeah you know me!

I admit it- I’m somewhat of a germa-phobe…okay, it’s safe because most of you know me, so I’ll just own up to the fact that I have a MAJOR case of the OCD’s when it comes to germs. So stop touching my kid, people!