You latch everybody into their carseats, but you can’t shake the smell of poop. You meticulously scrutinize the bottoms of everyone’s shoes. Clean. It couldn’t be anyone’s pants because everyone just used the bathroom before you left the house. ?
You chalk it up to the stool samples you’re hauling around in your purse. (Yeah, that’s definitely one thing I never imagined saying or doing in my life. Don’t ask.) But then, as you shuttle the littlest ninja out of the car once again, you promptly realize that she has made her own stool sample in her pants for you to collect. Ahhh, I smell motherhood.
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