Revelation of the day: I better just stick to sustaining human life around here…because my plant game is not so strong (thanks to the littlest ninja who plucked off ALL.THE.LEAVES in her spare time). ? #ninjamamadiaries #ninjaplease #momlife #imomsohard #sadsucculent#thisiswhywecanthavenicethings #wineme
That glorious moment when you pick up what look to be raisins from the floor…because little ninja JUST asked you for a handful. But in fact, you quickly discover those aren’t raisins, kids. They are tiny pieces of POO….That. Just. Happened. ? #isitbedtimeyet #wineme #ninjamamadiaries #ninjasplease #momlife#imomsohard
The rooster and I…we’ve had some intense moments together since he joined our farm.
Most recently, the intensity grew to such levels that I may have wielded a pick axe and threw it at him…briefly hoping to somehow victoriously decapitate his cocky spirit. AND his physical body. But really, I promise…I’m not a violent person.
For what feels like the 99th time this week, I’ve caught her raiding the hair gel pot. And today. Well, the results were simply too magnificent not to share. Her masterpiece is like a cross between ‘Something About Mary’ and ‘Ace Ventura’.
I admit it- I’m somewhat of a germa-phobe…okay, it’s safe because most of you know me, so I’ll just own up to the fact that I have a MAJOR case of the OCD’s when it comes to germs. So stop touching my kid, people!